Pple have been waiting for this like Githongo tapes.
Ilikuwa Friday nite, I was in Qs shooting perfection pool when I got a call from Mgema asking that peeps gather at the IG (Ich Gardens) for Kays things. I thought he meant all 70 peeps, I saw myself washing up the house on Sunday morning....etc etc but he assured me that its was just the Krew. I dunno when/how I went home
Sato I bummed all day till jioz when the Krew started arriving and buying secret cakes etc etc. Actually Kay showed up in the cocks (Sato morning bana!), the Tibo (for those who know him), then Ndeithi...ai .. let a brotha sleep..then i bummed... then the secret cakes... I had to distract Kay as the cake buyers took their sweet time.
Fast forward >> : The house is full of alcoholics who support each other in their alcoholicfullness. Kila Krew member made it, well except for Gulliver the one huko Ujeremani. Attached to elegant Miss Irene was a pitiful third-rate, human-waste-of-skin named Rungz (for blog purposes). He immediately found it necessary to entertain with that "Ilikuwa Disemba, kumi na mbili, Kay alikuwa amepewa shoti mbili.... .... wooooi, wooooooooi...wooooi tunataka ...." etc etc.
We drank and caught up on storos, etc etc...till cake time. Nyakomaber found 3 huge candles and planted them into the cake geometriclly aligning them with planet Zargon and its three suns. She lit them as I did a quick Karaoke search for Kay. We found 2 songs: "Cover Girl by NKOTB" and a very old classic "Top of the World by The Carpenters". Nakwambia b4 cake-cutting Kay belted out these wimbos with mob energy.. like an American Idol audition... Now.. this is where all the others come in... The Rungz decided to play backup guitar Meru-style, Irene and Nyakomaber deep-seated harvest song celebration genes woke up and overcame them and they involuntarily found themselves shaking it and sharing the remote-mic (jijazie) with Kay, all of em guessing lyrics and dancing out of ethnic instinct. Rungz did the full "Lean Mback"...yaani.."my n$$gaz dont dance they just hold up a guitar and...do the Meru-strum", face devoid of emotion.
The hero of the day was Che. With paparazzi and Githongo tendancies, Mundu Witu materialized a fantastic gadget from thin air and proceeded to digitally capture this festive moment into 3 different videos. The Samurai furthered this capture by bluetoothing from the magical Che gadget to his laptop. And therein, these Kenyans' activities were preserved for posterity.
This blog is undeserving of posting of the videos. Best that will be done is... each Krew member will receive the video by mail. What you choose to do from there is entirely up to the reserves of brandy left in the space between the left and right brain.
Samurai Ich out
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