Friday, January 12, 2007

Papa didn't roll no stones

Am thinking babies...

Tiny bundles from a woman's womb that have grown ups talking gooey un-comprehensible jibberish.
Leaving the office early to play with. Hubby on sex-diet...those lil 'uns that make leave before the next rao - hakuna maziwa nyumbani. You fight with the Sacco officials every end year, trying to get that school fees loan, because in Dec you want to treat the family to coasto...lunch becomes an alien lingo...the GP's phone number is on speed dial...you have to constantly remind them the right hand to greet people with, '...hapana mom, vaa kwa hiyo mguu ingine!"..."si uambie auntie jina yako!"...."leo mlisoma nini shule?"...."daddy sina pesa ya kukununulia bike...".....et al et al



then they reach sixteeen, and they tell you you don't knnow anything ..."wewe daddy ni mshao!!"!!! "Mom, you don't love me!!" " I hate you!!!" this is my room,you CAN'T come in!!" "...I won't go to this school anymore!!"..blah blah blah

MURDER WAS THE CASE THAT THEY SERVED ME!


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Heheeh. Now wonder i am not intending to procreate.

Unknown said...

hehehe! Why - you one of those problematic ones, and have fallen for "malipo ni hapa hapa duniani"..ati yours will be worse?