as uninformed as it is, this stuff sounds like a Sudanese last born. Ladies, like Ath I'm apologizing before... With Migz enjoying trappings from In-da-Asia, the mention of Chinese Tea reminded me of something. Isn't that like the disgusting coffee they're selling from some regurgitated coffee beans from some forest in-effing-not-in-the-map country?! WAIT -It's you-guessed-it; INDO-FUCKING-NASIA!! For the uneducated, the world’s rarest coffee bean gains its unique flavor by being passed through the gastro-intestinal tract of an Indonesian civet cat (attached) et al!! Sip that with pork and your intestines will never know how proper food ever tasted like - no wonder those smushins don't nona - the system's in shock from the day you were born!!!!
Bro, please watch out! You could come back with female genitalia (I prefer gonads), chuti complexion, slight accent....
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No more Indonesian Coffee for you Mgema. Its f**king you up!!
So I stick to Vickie, huh?
hmm...civet poop...yummy...must be the missing ingredient in the breakfast of champions.
I imagine trying to sell this coffee outside Nakumatt/Uchumi like those promo chics, to some folks. Who would then proceed to beat the living bejezus out of you for trying to sell them kahawa ya mavi ya paka.
Back to my cup of coffee...
What next lakini? The world's most potent and "uniquely flavoured" vodka? Distilled through the bushy armpits of the Mongolian Swamp rat?
Chaps and chappets
Being a Buff fixture myself, i feel the kavickey vybe sana. keep up the good work Bw. Mgema, dont wacha now
Pole about the gal from Jobo.
This coffee is delicious, you do not know what you are talking, probably never tried.
Try this one
http://weaselcoffee.co.uk/
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