Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Why you must drink TODAY - And EVERY day!

This came as a forward, and I know wisdom has to be shared, and to the fools, knowledge imparted! As a crew that strongly believes in the gift of the drink, we need to recruit more believers, as well as remind ourselves, and those amongst us with shaky faith, of our core values - DRINKING Viceroy!

"As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in Water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

AMEN!

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Have you tried Famous Ingokho?

Migz said...

Michael, that ngoks and many others have been tried and tested (many a time, if I may add!) lakini this is where we settled!

kauzi said...

yah yah whatever...stay sobber