Shocking Father Ashok..1

2.56.23

Hi if you appreciate awesome acoustic music dnt want 2 miss out on being at Q’s 2nite. U heard him on radio n nw Kevin Mbugua n his guitar at 8pm n karaoke….
Reads the sms from Kay, sent just before you make plans for the jios…

Like on queue, sms’s are flying from The Che and The Nyakomaber, like they don’t know we’re employed. Who do you think oils the cogs and lines the politicians pockets more and jazas cholesterol in their arteries..

8.00 pm

The Mgema’s stuffing itself with some ug. and herbivore meat, trying to dash and meet Bob Marley before he’s redempted..

8.16 pm

Kevin Mbugua has sung 1 song (Def poetry) already, on 2nd one
Read The Che’s sms..
We are looking for parking -the whole street is jammed-Bob Marley’s either getting famous very fast, or Nairobians hate their digzes..I feel like shouting to no one in particular-Kwendeni nyumbani..
nipate parking!

8.23 pm

We enter, and The Che, Tii and The Kay are on the counter near the Dj. Hugs, luv…

The Che’s sweating in a reds sweater and we are wondering why not just remove the damn thing-kumbe he’s dressed in white shirt and black pants-Shock on him as the Father sends him to wait on guys..

There’s this number sitting on the counter, my nine o’clock. Lonely heart (it’s been campus night at Father Ashok’s on Thursdays-maybe she’s from campo)..Her glass is almost empty, soda flat-the waiter took the bottle of BITTER lemon ages. She has this longing inviting eyes that most suckers fall for-that buy-me-a-drink-then-we-can-talk look?! But more than that, it’s the ASSETS she carries.. Mummeries (mikamo) HIFI (stretch your arms as you read that bit)!!! And since she’s broke, when she’s dry, she chomoas (BIG ONE) one from the low neckline, wekeleas on the counter. The sight of nipple, and men send in droves..

That poor barman must’ve died from blueb***s…